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KTMAndy990 - [04 Sep : 18:35]
Prefers peanuts
MrRed - [04 Sep : 14:50]
Heyyyy, just got back from willy woods
KTMAndy990 - [04 Sep : 12:54]
Sorry clair I'm at chipys
rainboweyes - [04 Sep : 12:16]
is off to tesco petrol station in 5 mins will be there for around 5.40 if anyone fancies a run to willy woods
rainboweyes - [04 Sep : 12:09]
who fancies coming out for a tootle
Wild Child - [04 Sep : 11:38]
lol gav loves them
KTMAndy990 - [04 Sep : 11:10]
Gav fits in well
GSXR GAV - [04 Sep : 10:02]
no woody never been a member i was just messing with competition lark
Wild Child - [04 Sep : 09:35]
lou you got pm
Wild Child - [04 Sep : 09:11]
but there not compertion its a rally so if peeps wana go i say go
Wild Child - [04 Sep : 09:09]
can of worms
Woody - [04 Sep : 08:00]
Are they really the competition Gav? I thought you would have been a member there too seeing as thats where you hail from lol
KTMAndy990 - [04 Sep : 07:34]
Hardly, we don't do our own rallies, so why not use there's, and we ride bikes
GSXR GAV - [04 Sep : 06:08]
woobly goolies the competition you cant go there lol
Wild Child - [04 Sep : 05:45]
lol yup bike mots are fine but its the car in for mot so fingers crossed

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Robbo
Tue Jul 27 2010, 12:22PM
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A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal.""That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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suzukione
Wed Jul 28 2010, 08:17AM
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U Cant polish a Turd but i'll let u polish me bikes
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